I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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