New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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