You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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