Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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