It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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