Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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