Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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