How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its about making memories worth repressing
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
