Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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