What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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