hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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