she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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