his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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