Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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