yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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