it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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