Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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