I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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