the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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