we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
