I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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