sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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