it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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