What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What a dumb baby whore.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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