I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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