I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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