And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
