Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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