Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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