You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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