youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
