would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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