I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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