SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
