If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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