One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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