Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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