Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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