he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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