I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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