I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She bit a glass in half.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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