and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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