If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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