It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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