I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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