I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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