we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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