last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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