If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Why did my mother make you get naked?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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