I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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