Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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