wakey wakey hands off snakey
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
